SLENDER's GHOST. BENEATH a church-yard yew Decay'd and worn with age, At dusk of eve, methought I spy'd Poor Slender's ghost, that whimpering cry'd, O sweet, O sweet Anne Page! Ye gentle bards, give ear! Who talk of amorous rage, Who spoil the lily, rob the rose; Come learn of me to weep your woes: O sweet! O sweet Anne Page! Why should such labour'd strains Your formal Muse engage? I never dreamt of flame or dart, That fir'd my breast, or pierc'd my heart, But sigh'd, O sweet Anne Page! And you, whose love-sick minds No medicine can assuage! Accuse the leech's art no more, But learn of Slender to deplore; O sweet! O sweet Anne Page! And you, whose souls are held, Like linnets, in a cage! Who talk of fetters, links, and chains, Attend, and imitate my strains: O sweet! O sweet Anne Page! And you, who boast or grieve, What horrid wars ye wage! Of wounds receiv'd from many an eye, Yet mean as I do when I sigh O sweet! O sweet Anne Page! Hence every fond conceit Of shepherd, or of sage! 'Tis Slender's voice, 'tis Slender's way, Expresses all you have to say — O sweet! O sweet Anne Page!